The One and Only Tim Vine (xvii)

Toilet with average features: Bog standard.

No.95

Fight at local chippy; fish battered.

No.94

Excessive hyphen-use is cheating, say short-story-writers. 

Leeds vs City (a)

£200m squad vs £1.5m. It showed.

No.93

Tourists can’t get over Hadrian’s Wall!

Leeds vs Cardiff (h)

Less extreme version of Southampton game.

The Comedy Stylings of Richard Wright (abridged) #2

Xenaphobic? Nah, I like Lucy Lawless!

(Check out Richard's Comdey page )