Leeds vs Blackburn (away)

Defence cocked up, then Ref did.

No.125

Fidel Castro inhibits snooker sticks; Cuban

No.124

"What's for Tea?"

"Pie, Ella."

Confusion.

No.123

Religious animals hunted by predator: Prays.

No.122

Job at NASA! Over the moon!

No.121

Man demands jubilant quartet’s presence: “Euphoria!”

No.120

Laid dormant for a while...apologies.

No.119

Skinny man. Fat neck. Baggy shirt.

No.118

Hospital room for frightened cattle: coward

No.117

Holmes is constipated? No shit, Sherlock.

Tim Vine XXI

Fell over in bookies: betting slip.

No.116

“Crap!” said Noah. “No air freshener!”

No.115

One-legged cheese prepares for parade: Stilton.

Leeds vs Leicester

Too many wasted chances. Sinking feeling.

No.114

'Sharpe’ actor gets haircut. Shorn Bean.

Leeds vs Wednesday (a)

One word for each goal conceded.