No.82

Dog takes chemistry exam: Lab Test.

Leeds vs Millwall (a)

Battled hard, but lacking quality everywhere.

Spoiler Alert! Cool Runnings

They suck. They improve. They crash.

England vs Sweden (friendly)

"Tekkers", "Take a boo", "Worldy!". Sigh.

No.81

Water biscuit in helmet: safe cracker.

No.80

One dog at zoo= Shih Tzu.

The Comedy Stylings of Richard Wright (abridged)

High street bank for dogs: Bark-lays.

No.79

Surprised by bovine vicar. “Holy cow!”