No.25

"Six words isn't enough," said the

Leeds vs Leicester (h)

Fitting end to a horrible season.

No.24

Finger conspicuous at sore thumb convention.

No.23

Sandwich unfinished. Lunchtime ends. Foiled again.

No.22

Fat man. 40 Fags. Heavy smoker. 

No.21

Student of existentialism realises: “It’s pointless!”

Leeds vs Blackpool (a)

Most interesting part: fight in stand.

The One and Only Tim Vine (iv)

New ‘Oliver Twist' diet; it’s gruelling!

Leeds vs P'boro (h)

Dreaming?! Victory, and two for Billy!

No.20

Man hires stripper; takes down wallpaper.

Leeds vs Derby (h)

Considered not going. Wish I hadn't.

No.19

City’s Premiership invitation didn't say BYOB.

No.18

Cricket fans given tissues: Balmy Army!

No.17

Baddie captures Spiderman in giant bathtub.

No.16

Picnic on precarious slope: sausage rolls.