Spoiler Alert: Watership Down

Epic adventure. Brutal warfare... with rabbits.

No.45

Bloodthirsty, murderous, infant barber: Sweeney Toddler.

No.44

Loads of cakes at disco; abundance.

England vs Italy (take 2)

Written in stars... til we lost.

England vs Italy

"Joe Hart looks like Draco Malfoy."

No.43

Linford hurriedly leaves party: “Gotta run!”

No.42

Born. Plays X-Box. Dies... New Halo. 

The One and Only Tim Vine (vii)

Helter skelter addiction; a downward spiral.

No.41

“I’m not great at counting,” said Marc.

England vs Sweden

Hodgson= solid defence, few chances... erm...

No.40

Conscientious eunuch works his bollocks off.

No.39

Beautiful woman off work; she’s striking.

England vs France

Solid, steady, unspectacular blah blah blah.

Spoiler Alert: Back to the Future Trilogy

Past. Future. Past. Past-er. Present. End.

No.38

Snooker champion at Hogwarts? Harry potter.

No.37

Ventriloquist forgets his main prop. Dummy!