Leeds vs Watford (h)

Another completely gutless 'performance'. Season over.

The One and Only Tim Vine (iii)

Threw dog’s ball to Aberdeen. Far-fetched?!

No.15

Ninja starves playing hide and seek.

No.14

Recluse at University; forever a loan.

No.13

Jesus on Broadway: act of God.

No.12

Mars amazes scientists. Galaxy tastes better.

Leeds vs Forest (h)

More Forest goals than words here.

No.11

Vindaloo’s revenge.  Cushioned loo roll required.

Leeds vs West Ham (h)

LATE equaliser. Draw feels like defeat.

The One and Only Tim Vine (ii)

Handsome man sprints by. He’s dashing!

No.10

To track down baddies, Sherlock homes.

Leeds vs Boro (a)

Comprehensive victory. Play-off charge starts here(?)

No.9

Should of listened in grammar lessons.

No.8

Crocodile swallows hand; Captain gets hook.

No.7

Friar Laurence butts out. Star-crossed livers.

Leeds vs Soton (h)

Battered 'em for 90. Somehow lost.

The one and only Tim Vine (i)

Black Beauty; he's a dark horse.